Courtesy Idiot I - Throwing rubbish out of window

It's been a while of silent here and I'm back! This is not so traffic related but more into politeness. Many times I see rude drivers just throw out anything from the car's window. Few of the things that I saw before are like, McDonalds take away bag, whole box of KFC snack plate served with chicken bones, half sweet bun, heavily smashed potato and coleslaw with mayonnaise juice, tissue paper with mucus running down some influenza flu patient, cigarette butt, and something I can't never expect, baby diaper! (yeah I'm not making this shit up)

What the hell is going on here? We are in year 2010 for god sake and dustbin has been invented few thousand years ago! Can't you just keep whatever shit you have and drive to the nearest dustbin to dumb all the shit there instead of feeding the mother nature with plastic bags or cigarette butt? What I normally do is to prepare some plastic bag in your car and in case you need to throw anything, just put it in the bag.

Please, don't throw anything out of your window... Save the earth. Be green, be responsible

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Today, Idiot Series has reached 1000 views!

Well, the picture might looked a bit lame but that was improvised. Thanks for all the supporters and I've been busy lately with my work. More idiotic example will be illustrated and photographed. Although it's just a 1000 views celebration, I'm looking foward to celebrate my 10000 views in the future.


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Parking Idiot - Real Life Example

This is a very common scene in Kuching - Parking at yellow line. Driver in Kuching are obsessed with yellow and like to park their car on it without hesitation, further thinking and consideration. The picture above shows you the car along the main road at Kuching International Airport.

Sometime I just wondering what is the reason they like to park in such a way? There are still plenty of parking lot left in the airport parking area. As we know Kuching International Airport car park is not always fully occupied because RM1 is too expensive (they rather spend RM300 for illegal parking ticket) we just don't have the amount of passengers coming in and out from Kuching International Airport. See the picture above? The picture was taken in the afternoon. I can estimate there are still 300 empty lot left. One of the reason I can think of is they are lazy to walk from where they park to the airport terminal. Well, see the Hilux 4WD on the right? Right next to it is a row of empty parking lot. How the hell is this nearer if you park your car there you idiot? It doesn't make any different if you park at the side of the road and the parking lot in term of walking distance.

This has become a habit, a really bad habit on the road. People are getting more lazy than before. While there are still a lot of space to park, why don't you park there? Remember this is a 2 way road. See the divider line? It suppose to be one way up and one way down. Now all cars cramped into this road and it has become ONE WAY ROAD. Could you please think again and use your brain before you decide to park here? If another car is coming from the opposite side, then we have a problem here. Police doesn't seems to bother because that's the LAW here. If the police were a bit more hardworking, it could had eliminate all these idiots. Now I wish I am a traffic police.


Fuck you people who park there

Parking Idiot V - Parked on pavement

Most 4x4 truck or large car would normally do this. Sedan car drivers don't want to risk the car by scratching their car's bottom. Again, this is not tolerable at all and by no means we can allow anyone to park like this idiot did! That's a pavement for god sake and for pedestrian like you and me to walk on it. Do you know it actually damage the pavement when you trying to climb on it? It's not like 1 or 2 cars will damage it. But imagine hundred or thousand of times. The divider starts to crack, the tiles one the pavement is sinking, hole is visible, pavement is uneven.... a lot of things could have happen. Please my dear idiots, stop parking your car like that ok!?? 

Parking Idiot IV - Parked at yellow line where parking lot is empty

There is no tolerance at all to park at the yellow line while there are still plenty of spaces available! I find these people are lazy, stingy and overbearing. Lazy because if they park at the parking lot, it's further to walk to the shop, 3 steps further. Lazy being reluctant to poke the parking coupon. Stingy because they don't want to pay RM0.20 cent coupon and decided to pay the summons for illegal parking for RM25. Overbearing because "I like to park here and is there any problem!!??"

Come on, the parking lot is designed specifically for you and you chose to stop your car there. Not only it blocks the traffic, it also make it difficult for the one parking in the parking lot to move their car out like what I mentioned in the previous post.

So suckers, you have any other reason? Tell me here

Parking Idiot III - Parked at yellow line

This happen all the time. Some irresponsible driver just leave their car at the yellow line. We know that it's hard to find parking and you want to go shopping really bad, but please don't park your car at yellow line. There is a reason for it. You see the car trying to get out from parking lot? It's not really a big problem for me but some rookies find it very hard to come out in this situation. If you have a sight of your car, that's fine. At least you can go over and adjust your car. But you are too far away trying your favorite cardigans in the fitting room! No matter how many attempt these rookies tried, they just can't get their car out. So yellow line parker, please consider before parking. Peace out! 

Parking Idiot II - Park behind parked vehicle

Even it's a 2 minutes or 5 minutes park, I don't see there is an excuse to park at this location. Is there anything important that you need to park here? No parking space? Rushing? Or simply because it's near to the store? It's tolerable if someone is in the car but make sure he/she is a driver too! What can you do in this situation if you are the one that trying to get out from the parking lot? The only way is just to blow your hornnnnnn! Or you can just sit in your car and finish your grande size latte. Stop park your car like that you moron.

Parking Idiot I - Taking up 2 parking lots

We all love parking lot because we want to get to our favorite store asap. You rush doesn't mean you are taking up space where another car could have park there. I find this is very selfish act. You don't care if your car is taking up 2 spaces. You don't care if you are parking in the box. You don't care others can't look for parking lot. 

What we can do it head to http://youparklikeanasshole.com/give-a-notice/give-a-notice.php and get yourself a nice notice printed out and stick to their windscreen. There have to be warned. This is intolerable and unforgivable manner and we all should do our part to bash this motherfucker son of the bitches!

Jump queue idiot IV - Left turn only intersection

It is said on the floor 'left turn only' and you still want to turn right? This is the result being a selfish and ignorance driver. "Well, you know, i missed the queue and i thought there is another lane in front so i drove forward", said some people. Well, how about you make a big round and came back again just right behind my ass?  You made mistakes and this is what you have to do. Nothing is fair in the world. You can't just wait there and hope someone will give way to you (some far too kind people). I just hate it. It slows the traffic down, and when I about to reach the crossroad, traffic light turns red! OMFG!

Jump queue idiot III - Parking lot

One fine day, you brought your nice little car to town to do some shopping. You been driving around and try to find a parking lot. At last, you found one. According to procedure, you stopped your car, put on your signal light, and patiently wait for the car to come out. As the car came out from parking lot, you are ready to make a turn into the parking lot and suddenly, a son of bitches just accelerate from behind you, over-taking you and park into the parking lot you been waiting for. This is bullshit and you been waiting patiently, while he/she just came and park their car in there. What a bullshit son of the bitches motherfucker!