Parking Idiot V - Parked on pavement

Most 4x4 truck or large car would normally do this. Sedan car drivers don't want to risk the car by scratching their car's bottom. Again, this is not tolerable at all and by no means we can allow anyone to park like this idiot did! That's a pavement for god sake and for pedestrian like you and me to walk on it. Do you know it actually damage the pavement when you trying to climb on it? It's not like 1 or 2 cars will damage it. But imagine hundred or thousand of times. The divider starts to crack, the tiles one the pavement is sinking, hole is visible, pavement is uneven.... a lot of things could have happen. Please my dear idiots, stop parking your car like that ok!?? 

Parking Idiot IV - Parked at yellow line where parking lot is empty

There is no tolerance at all to park at the yellow line while there are still plenty of spaces available! I find these people are lazy, stingy and overbearing. Lazy because if they park at the parking lot, it's further to walk to the shop, 3 steps further. Lazy being reluctant to poke the parking coupon. Stingy because they don't want to pay RM0.20 cent coupon and decided to pay the summons for illegal parking for RM25. Overbearing because "I like to park here and is there any problem!!??"

Come on, the parking lot is designed specifically for you and you chose to stop your car there. Not only it blocks the traffic, it also make it difficult for the one parking in the parking lot to move their car out like what I mentioned in the previous post.

So suckers, you have any other reason? Tell me here

Parking Idiot III - Parked at yellow line

This happen all the time. Some irresponsible driver just leave their car at the yellow line. We know that it's hard to find parking and you want to go shopping really bad, but please don't park your car at yellow line. There is a reason for it. You see the car trying to get out from parking lot? It's not really a big problem for me but some rookies find it very hard to come out in this situation. If you have a sight of your car, that's fine. At least you can go over and adjust your car. But you are too far away trying your favorite cardigans in the fitting room! No matter how many attempt these rookies tried, they just can't get their car out. So yellow line parker, please consider before parking. Peace out! 

Parking Idiot II - Park behind parked vehicle

Even it's a 2 minutes or 5 minutes park, I don't see there is an excuse to park at this location. Is there anything important that you need to park here? No parking space? Rushing? Or simply because it's near to the store? It's tolerable if someone is in the car but make sure he/she is a driver too! What can you do in this situation if you are the one that trying to get out from the parking lot? The only way is just to blow your hornnnnnn! Or you can just sit in your car and finish your grande size latte. Stop park your car like that you moron.

Parking Idiot I - Taking up 2 parking lots

We all love parking lot because we want to get to our favorite store asap. You rush doesn't mean you are taking up space where another car could have park there. I find this is very selfish act. You don't care if your car is taking up 2 spaces. You don't care if you are parking in the box. You don't care others can't look for parking lot. 

What we can do it head to http://youparklikeanasshole.com/give-a-notice/give-a-notice.php and get yourself a nice notice printed out and stick to their windscreen. There have to be warned. This is intolerable and unforgivable manner and we all should do our part to bash this motherfucker son of the bitches!

Jump queue idiot IV - Left turn only intersection

It is said on the floor 'left turn only' and you still want to turn right? This is the result being a selfish and ignorance driver. "Well, you know, i missed the queue and i thought there is another lane in front so i drove forward", said some people. Well, how about you make a big round and came back again just right behind my ass?  You made mistakes and this is what you have to do. Nothing is fair in the world. You can't just wait there and hope someone will give way to you (some far too kind people). I just hate it. It slows the traffic down, and when I about to reach the crossroad, traffic light turns red! OMFG!

Jump queue idiot III - Parking lot

One fine day, you brought your nice little car to town to do some shopping. You been driving around and try to find a parking lot. At last, you found one. According to procedure, you stopped your car, put on your signal light, and patiently wait for the car to come out. As the car came out from parking lot, you are ready to make a turn into the parking lot and suddenly, a son of bitches just accelerate from behind you, over-taking you and park into the parking lot you been waiting for. This is bullshit and you been waiting patiently, while he/she just came and park their car in there. What a bullshit son of the bitches motherfucker!

Jump queue idiot II - Queue up to go into mall

This is another example of road idiot. We all get the chance to get into the shopping mall by queuing up. If you line up, smooth traffic is guaranteed. These idiots fuck up big time by bringing their cars to the very beginning of the line and wait there try to get a chance to cut the line. Queue became slow, each and everyone is trying to step on pedal and get as close as possible to the opposite car to avoid the idiot to cut in the line. Thus, wasting time, petrol energy and this idiot still manage to get in. What's wrong with you people? Try to be civil minded ok? Don't act like a redneck.

Jump queue idiot I - traffic light

Some idiots just do not know how to queue up. Instead of waiting at the end of line, these idiots just pop up at the beginning of line and stop their car there. When the light turns green, they will just accelerate, making the right turn or U-turn. This is not racing circuit you idiot. Get back to the end of line and wait there. Every one of us has been waiting in the line and you just cut up? Fuck you